They call him Sweet, Sweet Johnny, oh Sweeter than the month of May And if Johnny, he's in town there ain't no way The girls would go to school that day See him and that girl dancing cheek to cheek Oh I wish it was me, 'cause they look so sweet And they never come round no more Since Hollywood opened the door Sweet, Sweet Johnny, heil, heil, Heather Sweet, Sweet Johnny, heil, heil, Heather Sweet, Sweet Johnny, heil, heil, Heather Sweet, Sweet Johnny, heil, heil, Heather Oh, heil, heil, Heather, oh Salute her when she walks down the street And if Heather happens to be on the beach You know the boys won't be too far out of reach Why don't I get my Daddy's car And knock those fuckers down 'cause they've gone too far And they never come round no more Since Hollywood opened the door Sweet, Sweet Johnny, ha, ha, Heather Sweet, Sweet Johnny, ha, ha, Heather Sweet, Sweet Johnny, ha, ha, Heather Sweet, Sweet Johnny, ha, ha, Heather I feel so alone tonight, and there's No-one on the telephone, and there's no You come over, yes that'll be right, and I said What a way to spend a Saturday night, and I went Do doot do do, do do do do Do doot do do, do do do do Do doot do do, do do do do Do doot do do, do do do do