Oh-oh-oh! Look who's coming! What a surprise! Quelle surprise! Bravo! Born in China, but you're one of us now Don't you think it's time that you took a bow? With two big patches 'round your eyes, you gave my heart a lift The joy you bring just makes me sing What a precious, priceless gift! Tumbling into town one wonderful day Dressing black and white, a dazzling display Now I suppose your funny nose is not a work of art But your amazing wailing voice has a chant on every heart Pandi Panda, our lovely Chinese bear Pandi Panda, for you we truly care Pandi Panda, those skies are often gray Pandi Panda, you must not run away Come on, Pandi Panda I've just cooked for you a thick stew of bamboo And a glass of milk! Come and enjoy! Though we know at times you're along for your home In those mountains, hunters secretly roam And some prefer a panda's fur, so we just took a vote If you're our friend, you'll never end up as a carpet or a coat Pandi Panda, our Catholic cookie clown Pandi Panda, we'll never let you down Pandi Panda, our chubby chummy chum Pandi Panda, our Paldamonium Pandi Panda, our cuddly, cuddly clown Pandi Panda, we'll never let you down Pandi Panda, our chubby, shiny chum Pandi Panda, our Paldamonium Pandi Panda, don't fret and don't you fuss Pandi Panda, you're snug and safe with us Pandi Panda, it's clear as it can be Pandi Panda, you found a family Pandi Panda!