Time is a funny thing And time is a dirty thief I give her what she needs But it's blistering In the heat where you left me Heat where you left me Lie when you look at me Just lie about everything 'Cause God knows I'll believe almost anything In the heat where you met me Heat where you met me Don't think that I'll stick around 'Cause I think that I've figured out You can't keep a secret I know 'cause you told me hers I thought it best to leave it In the back of a car with her purse I know my gut's still bleeding But the salt only makes it worse You can't keep a secret So I won't keep yours So sick of pulling weeds And so sick of listenin' To every little plea you've been whisperin' But I'm not playin' house In the place where you caged me Don't think that I'll stick around 'Cause I think that I've figured out You can't keep a secret I know 'cause you told me hers I thought it best to leave it In the back of a car with her purse I know my cut's still bleeding But the salt only makes it worse You can't keep a secret So I won't keep yours The bad ones always lie about their height And the size of their shoe So when I'm taking applicants I see if they can tell the truth And men who act like boys Cannot grow up without a rehab group And narcissists enjoy when you write Songs about them using you You can't keep a secret I know 'cause you told me hers I thought it best to leave it In the back of the car with her purse I know my cut's still bleeding But the salt only makes it worse You can't keep a secret So I won't keep yours No I won't keep yours No I won't keep yours Oh So I won't keep yours