G
It was long ago
       D           (D4)
Seems like a dream
           Em
The day I sucked the air
        C
From a bottle of whipped cream
      G
And I got real high
           D               Em
And things got real slow

"and I started talking like this"
C
Whats going on? I don't know
            G           D (D4)
and then I sold my car
For a greatfull dead ticket
       Em
Nd my dad yelled at me
                   C
nd he grounded me
                                                     G
Nd he said I was a dick It was the worst day of my life
                   D     (D4)
And i'll never forget it
         Em
But the very next day
                              C
I was doing bong hits in the back of my friends chevvete
              G        D                      (D4)
So don't tell me we're winning the war on drugs
       Em                                      C
Cause drugs are like a big old can of Raid and you're all little bugs
     G                       D   (D4)
And don't tell me to not get high
            Em                                            C
Cause im as low as i can get without kissing your ass and blowing you at the same time

Refrão:
G                        D
Man don't tell me about love and peace
     Em                      C                    G
When one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me
                  D
Dont tell me to "Just say no"
      Em                  C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go
G                    D
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and rock and roll?
Em               C                   G
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno

( G F C G F C D D4 )

G
So they busted me!

I said I say, fuck them up for selling dope
       Em
And i went to jail and I wasn't forgiven
C
Like that little fucker who shot the pope and said
G
"I have the right to remain silent"
D                         (D4)
But they couldn't explain
     Em
How i didn't exist nd I wasnt violent
      C
Cause all ive ever wanted is the right to remain
              G                                D
and then they questioned me, yeah they asked me

WHY?
                      Em
And I said "I don't think I should be shot for selling pot
       C
this is my little way of saying...
      G                                  D
High! And now my record 'sall fucked up"
                          (D4)
Nd im not 'llowed to vote
   Em
'N two times a week they make me piss in a cup
    C
But what i wanna do is piss down their throats

Refrão:
G                        D
Man don't tell me about love and peace
     Em                      C                    G
When one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me
                  D
Dont tell me to "Just say no"
      Em                  C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go
G                    D
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and rock and roll?
Em               C                   G
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno

( G F C G F C D D4 )

"ok heres the sensitive part"

G                                 D (D4)
Nd they told me the time to change
        Em
Cause our parents have Hendrix Janice and Jim,
     C
but what about River Phoenix and Kurt Cobain?
G
And they told me
                  D (D4)
To praise the Lord
         Em
But i've been waiting so long for him to call me back
     C
I think im gonna go and prey at Betty Four
G                                 D (D4)
And they told me that life is fair

"BULLSHIT!"

       Em
But I cant smoke a plant that was made by God,
         C
but I can kill my wife if i'm a football player
               G                                D (D4)
'N they told me, Yeah they told me to just ignore
Em                                                         C
But i'd rather smoke crack outta Nancy Reagen's skull, while getting a blowjob from Tiffard Gold

Refrão:
G                        D
Man don't tell me about love and peace
     Em                      C                    G
When one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me
                  D
Dont tell me to "Just say no"
      Em                  C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go
G                    F
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and rock and roll?
C                   D                 G
Now we just have AIDS, crack and techno

( G F C G )