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[Verse 1]
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If I was a miner, I'd sing about the mine
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I'd tell you of the women, they'd love you for a time
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Love you for a time, take you to their home
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If I was a miner, I'd make them my own
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
D E
Make them my own
[Verse Intro]
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[Verse 2]
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If I was a banker, I'd take a widow's farm
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I'd never work on Sunday, and I'd eat my biscuits warm
G D G D
I'd eat my biscuits warm, with some fruit from a jar
G D E
If I was a banker, I'd buy me a new car
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
D E
Buy me a new car
[Verse Intro]
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[Instrumental] (Verse sequence, no vocals)
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[Verse Intro]
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[Verse 3]
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If I was a preacher, I'd speak the holy word
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I'd leave the church to ramble, and I'd congregate with birds
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I'd congregate with birds, and forget about the rest
G D E
You must believe in heaven if you wanna build a nest
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
D E
Wanna build a nest
[Bridge]
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If your woman's stubborn and she's got cold feet
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You take her to the laundromat and roll her in the sheets
G D G D
And if your woman's triflin', and she got no love
G D E
You take her to the river and you wash her in the flood
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
D E
Wash her in the flood
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
D E
Wash her in the flood
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Wash her in the flood