[VELMA] Those lips Those eyes [EDNA] That food Well there ain't nothing like a spread To get ya in the mood [VELMA] Wilbur can't you feel the burning flame Of hot desire You're gonna need more than some selzter to Put out this fire [EDNA] I'm wailing: Look out old Baltimore [VELMA] I'm selling something You can't purchase at a ten cent store [EDNA] Oh Wilbur I feel like a princess Come on and take me to the ball [VELMA] I bet you're tired of heavy lifting Get your hands on something small [EDNA] Because I'm.. Big [VELMA] Blonde [BOTH] And Beautiful Its time to face the facts its irrefutable [VELMA] Why waste one more minute? [EDNA] Now I feel brand spanking new [BOTH] Hey Wilbur take a look its all for [VELMA] You [EDNA] YOU?!