Tracy Turnblad, this is for you They came from way far out In outer space Ah-woo And with her help They may destroy the human race She's got cooties! Cooties They've found a place to nest She's got cooties Cooties If I were her I'd be depressed Long tailed, sharp nailed Fuzzy legs, laying eggs Eww, get 'em away from me Get 'em away from me ew!! In science class She's like a walking show-and-tell Ah-woo Her pet skunk ran away 'Cause it couldn't take the smell She's got cooties Cooties Nobody want to sit by her She's got cooties Cooties She don't need a coat 'Cause she's got fur! Circle, circle Dot, dot, dot Hurry, get your cootie shot! Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out! She's got cooties Cooties She's just as friendly as can be She's got cooties Cooties She shows them cootie hospitality She's got cooties Cooties She's like a living Twilight Zone She's got cooties Cooties Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone! Black, white, red, green Every colour in between Dresses like a circus clown Somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too! And that's for you!