WOMEN I gotta get out I gotta get out I gotta get out How'd i get in this slammer This cooler This big dollhouse! MATRON Alright, ladies, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!" For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention, think of me as a mother... one who eats her young! VELMA Locked up with all these Lowlife women EDNA And horizontal stripes Ain't exactly slimmin' AMBER Is there anybody here Who can dry clean my blouse? MATRON It's the maid's day off ALL In the big oollhouse LI'L INEZ Lady justice, Where have you gone? EDNA Îîi, wilbur, check, I think i left the iron on! VELMA Did you see corny laughing? I could murder that louse! MATRON Honey, that'll getcha life HOOKERS In the big dollhouse ALL Big house! VELMA Locked up here in the pen ALL Big house! AMBER No phone! EDNA No food! MOTORMOUTH No men! EDNA I need a conjugal visit From my loving spouse MATRON Honey, just drop the soap ALL In The Big Dollhouse EDNA (to Matron) Yoo hoo, My stomach's a little sour I haven't had food In over an hour MATRON You just had a pizza, Six burgers, a mouse! ALL There's no food left In the big dollhouse VELMA Hey, matron, I have got to complain HOOKER Mira, mami, don't i know you From 1st and main? VELMA Eek, call my attorneys Lipshitz and strauss I gotta get sprung From the big dollhouse ALL Big house! LITTLE INEZ No fair! EDNA No food! PENNY No fun! ALL Big house! MOTORMOUTH And our fight had just begun 'Cause it's freedom's flame Velma'd like to douse So we must break out of this ALL Big Dollhouse TRACY Penny, i can't take All this waiting I've lost my man Plus, my hair's deflating! PENNY Well Tracy, I hate to grumble or grouse ALL (screaming at Tracy) But it's your fault that we're in This big dollhouse!! BEATNIK CHICK Hey, cool it, ladies No need to shout And don't ya got an old man To bail you out? VELMA Ha! Her daddy's a pervert, A loser, a souse! EDNA (pawing Velma) Well, it's iust us girls In the big dollhouse ALL Big house! AMBER God, i'm too young to fry! ALL Big house! EDNA I'm busting out! MOTORMOUTH Girl, so am i! ALL Lady justice, hear my plea 'Cause the big dollhouse The big dollhouse The big dollhouse Ain't big enough for me! For me! For me! EDNA For me!!!