I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich When a man walked up to me "Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion" Oh-ow-oh Possibly, yes Found myself standing amongst a score or so of aging grans and grandads When a frail voice asked of me "Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tension Please let me in front of you so I can cash my pension" Oh-ow-oh Fuck off, no Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom When he reached out for the jar He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet But a Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way Ooh ooh ooh To kill yourself Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion When the stallion said to me "That's the third biro that you've broken, all day I can not wait You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead, mate" "Ooh ooh" said the stallion Oooh Me and my girl sealclubbing Me and my girl out on the ice Me and my girl sealclubbing Me and my girl, oh so nice Me and my girl sealclubbing Me and my girl out on the ice Me and my girl sealclubbing Me and my girl, a cool paradise