Am G
Oh it seems so exciting, I can talk to anyone
F G Am
I just begin the game and launch into the fun
Am F
But 15 perverts later, I still haven’t had a chance
G Am
To talk to anyone but that giant guy in woman’s underpants
G Am
It’s the kind of instant judgement that I fear in the real world
G Am
Where it only takes a moment to realize you’re not a girl
Am F
And then they click on next, the game is over, yes I’ve lost again
G Am
But I keep on trying anyway, because someday I soon I’ll win
[Chorus]
F G
And I try to pour my heart out
C Am
But they keep clickin’ next
F G Am
Because I’m having a bad day on chat roulette
F G C
Yes I’m having a bad day on Chat Roulette
F G C Am F G C
[Verse]
Am G
And suddenly this cute girl pops up on my screen
F Am
She’s like the answer to my prayers, the woman of my dreams
F
Any she pauses on my face and I think she could be mine
G Am
I say hello, she smiles, I’ve got my chance and then she hits F-9
G Am
Then in her place there is a rowdy group of roudy brittish teens
G Am
Followed by a person who does not want to be seen
F
And then a guy with awesome abs who won’t put on a shirt
G F
And then, of course a very very long string of perverts
[Chorus]
F G
And I try to pour my heart out
C Am
But they keep clickin’ next
F G Am
Because I’m having a bad day on chat roulette
F G C
Yes I’m having a bad day on Chat Roulette
[Bridge]
F G
The pretty girls are all busy having pleasant conversations
C Am
With guys who’ve been nexting for hours
F G
I really should eliminate all my expectations
C Am
I should also, probably take a shower
F
Then a guy comes on and he see’s me playin
G
And I can tell he understands everything I’m saying
C
He pulls down his guitar and he plays along
Am G F Am F G Am
***OR***
[Solo]
E|-----------------------------12--------------------------------------------|
B|-13-12----------12-13--15-13----15-13--12-12-13-------12----------12-------|
G|-------14-12-14---------------------------------14-14----12-12-14----14~---|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------12--------12--13--10-10-13--8-8-10-7-7--8----|
B|-13-12----------12-13--15-13-----15-13-------------------------------------|
G|-------14-12-14------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
[Chorus]
F G
And I try to pour my heart out
C Am
But they keep clickin’ next
F G Am
Because I’m having a bad day on chat roulette
F G Am
Yes I’m having a bad day on Chat Roulette
