A E
Relationships are in the pits and nothin's goin' right
A
I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site
D
A fresh new grave, a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight
A E A
She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight
[Verse 1]
A E
I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date
A
But I thank God for mortality, now you can be my mate
D
I know that you been dead awhile, I honestly don't mind
A E A
'Cause you still have that tender smile, you always been so kind
[Pre-Chorus]
E
ayyyy-ayyyy-ayyy-ayyy
[Chorus]
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
F#m D
But I just don't understand why a
A E
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
D A E A
I'm a corpse grindin' man
[Verse 2]
A E
I'll dress you in that lingerie that I bought for myself
A
I'll paint you in the makeup that's been sittin' on my shelf
D
And you and I will have a ball, I swear to God it's true
A E A
'Cause baby, you were meant for me and I was meant for you
[Pre-Chorus]
E
ayyyy-ayyyy-ayyy-ayyy
[Chorus]
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
F#m D
But I just don't understand why a
A E
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
D A E A
I'm a corpse grindin' man
[Interlude]
A* A
You know I never made it in a coffin before
[Bridge]
A
Be dead for me, my baby
E
Be dead for me, my baby
A D
Be dead for me, my baby
E A
Oh baby, you're breakin' my heart
A E
Be dead for me, my baby (BE DEAD BE DEAD)
A
Be dead for me, my baby
D
Be dead for me, my baby
A
Oh baby, to death do we start
[Verse 3]
D E A
Skin it has to fray, and there's pus oozing out your eyes
D E A
But that doesn't bother me 'cause you won't ever tell me lies
D E
Relationships I've had in the past have messed me up for good
D
But I know you'll never leave me baby
E
Even if you could
[Pre-Chorus]
E
Noooo-noooo-nooo-nooooo
[Chorus]
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
F#m D
But I just don't understand why a
A E
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
D A E A
I'm a corpse grindin' man
[Outro]
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
F#m D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
F#m D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
A*
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy (X2)
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
F#m D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy (X2)
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I'm a corpse, I'm a corpse)
C#m D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' might purdy
(I'm a corpse grindin' man)
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I'm a corpse, I'm a corpse)
F#m D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I'm a corpse grindin' man)
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it wet, I like it slimy)
C#m D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' might purdy
(I like it dead, I like it grimy)
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it cold, I like it furry)
F#m D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it small, and in no hurry)
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
C#m D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' might purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
A E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
F#m D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
A*