E A E
To those who knew him, Gordon was a browbeater
E B
Wretched, filthy, and ugly was he
E A E
Delinquent was sick, perverted, and a cheater
E B E
And through only one eye could he see
E A E
He fancied himself a cannibal and the kids, he would chase
E B
Into the fields where they could not be heard
E A E
He would tend to eat the brain, while molesting a private place
E
The games he devised were wicked and absurd
[Pre-Chorus]
A
And we sang one, two, three!
E
He was as evil as could be
A
Six six six!
B
Was how he got his kicks
[Verse 2]
E A E
The derelict would squat in the shacks he could find
E B
Where he'd tarnish the floors in red
E
He captured stray cats until he felt so inclined
B
To beat them until they were dead
[Pre-Chorus]
A
And we sang one, two, three!
E
He was as evil as could be
A
Six six six!
B
Was how he got his kicks
[Chorus]
E
And the people that knew Gordon
A
All wished that he would die
E B E A
Go to hell and fry, Gordon, fry!
E B E
Go to hell and fry, Gordon, fry!
[Verse 3]
E
There was a last lamenting at a proud mother's grave
E
Her tears were woeful and lavish
E A E
When Gordon caught sight of her, he began to crave
E
He approached her with plans to ravish
E A E
As Gordon was molesting, the ground began to shake
E B
Dead mother started rising from her grave
E
Well she could not rest in peace
E
For her daughter's sake
E
She returned so her child she could save
E A E
The culprit was caught and for his sins, he would die
E B
Dead mother would not permit a rape
E A E
The corpse thrust her fingers into his one good eye
E B E
Blinding him, so he could not escape
E
Now Gordon is no more!
A E
We found him yesterday!
E B
Naked and bloody as can be!
E
Now you know that punk deserved
A
To die that gruesome way!
E
We left him there for everyone to see!
[Pre-Chorus]
A
And we sang one, two, three!
E
He was as evil as could be
A
Six six six!
B
Was how he got his kicks
[Chorus]
E
And the people that knew Gordon
A
All wished that he would die
E B E C
Go to hell and fry, Gordon, fry!
E B E A
Go to hell and fry, Gordon, fry!
E B
Go to hell and fry
E
Gordon Fry!
