It will be a filthy night Wet with liquor and dry with humour It will fuel rumours at wildfire speeds An oath of silence is what this crowd needs When eyes wander to someone else’s dish Facts get indigested we all know this We all know the truth so let’s spread lies A great way to spice our pathetic lives We all know the truth so let’s spread lies A great way to spice our pathetic lives From neighbour to neighbour at wildfire speeds An oath of silence is what this town needs