G
Keeping your poop in a jar
D/F
Til the day you come back
A
so I don't forget just what you are
C D G C D
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar
[Verse]
C
You thought you took everything
G D
but you left something behind for me
C
I scooped it out I bottled it up
G D/F
now its there on a stand by the bed
C Em
to remind me case I ever forget
C D
You're just a piece of poop
[Chorus]
(violin break: with chorus chords)
(mandolin break: with chorus chords)
Let me testify
[Verse]
C
I had a moment of weakness once
G D
so I opened the lid for a smell
C
It all came back to me baby
G D/F
One vaporous rush I remembered you well
C Em
How could I ever forget
C D
Aw that you're a piece of poop
[Chorus]
G
Keeping your poop in a jar
D
Til the day you come back
Am
so I don't forget just what you are
C D G
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar
C D
Now ho everybody sing
[Chorus]
C D G
Keeping your poop in a jar
C D E
Keeping your poop in a jar
C D G
Keeping your a poop in a jar
