C G
She was skinny when I met her, used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
D G
And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food
C G
Well, she eats me outta house and home, I used to like to love her now I leave her alone
D C G
She's up to 300 pounds, or better, she was skinny when I met her
C
She likes chocolate cake, she likes T-bone steak
G
Now the bathroom scale is about to break
D
She used to be petite - now she can't see her feet
G
And all she does is lay around the house and eat
[Chorus]
C G
She was skinny when I met her, used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
D G
And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food
C G
Well, she eats me outta house and home, I used to like to love her now I leave her alone
D C G
She's up to 300 pounds, or better, she was skinny when I met her
[Solo]
C C G G D D G G C C G G D D C G
C
She likes barbeque, she likes a roast beef stew
G
And she keeps on getting bigger, Lord, but what can I do?
D
She used to be really hot, I used to love her a lot
G
But now with three inches of hair and four inches of fat, well, I run outta what I got
[Chorus]
C G
Yeah, she was skinny when I met her, used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
D G
And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food
C G
Well, she eats me outta house and home, I used to like to love her now I leave her alone
D C G
She's up to 300 pounds, or better, she was skinny when I met her -----
