Before we go forward Let's rewind To when Lu' and Lilith damned mankind Gave eve red delicious Heaven's rage was vicious Now let's skip a page or three or four to be more expeditious Charlie Morningstar, Lucifer's daughter Had to little plan to save the damned from the slaughter Made a hotel for the people of hell to come and redeem thenselves And well Heaven's general, Adam from the garden Love killing sinners, wouldn't grant them a pardon He sealed their fate and moved up the date of the next extermination Which was less than great for Our Charlie so desperate to show Sinner could learn to repent to good deeds and grow She sang some malarkey forgiving a spy And yours truly fed a TV head a slice of humble pie Then I Went to a meeting with Carmilla, the top-shelf overlord weapons dealer Velvette pressed her to reveal, She'd killed an angel with angelic steel Now Angel Dust did a saucy dance a tragic victim of a circumstance He and Husk had a heart-to-heart Did anyone actually like this part? Our girl Charlie called her absent pops That corny mother-ducking king pulled out all the stops Mimzy barged in and no one liked that And me and Husker had ourselves friendly little chat When Charlie went to heaven where she wasn't fully welcome Tried to tell them about the progress she had made The council looked down upon the merry band of Angel, Pent', and Cherry and Suck it bitches! Determined they were vermin who deserved to meet the blade Em' and Sera had a fight buried secrets came to light Vaggie fought for those above she fell from grace and fell in love Our girl Charlie was a quite and bind I took pity brought her around to Rosie's to find Her cannibal army they lent her and ear Carmilla taught old Vaggie how to handle her spear The day arrived of the dreaded exorcism Pentious died of attempted heroism I got a little hurt We put Adam in the dirt Fucking losers! Niffty scored the final blow thought I did almost all the work As dust cleared on a hell changed forever The gang rebuild their pointless hotel together I have plans to put in motion There's a moment here to seize Thought I have a sneaking notion that the same goes for the vees Who will be victorious? Will someone be redeemed? And that is where the story is if all is as it seemed Who knows what twists the future has in store? You may laugh, You may cry, You may lose your mind But you sure as hell won't be bored