[Niffty] There's an endless stream of trash and filth And hundreds of bugs If you love the stench of jizz, wait till you smell our rugs 'Cause people barf and piss and cum on them a ton And when they do, I get to go and clean it up [Charlie] What? [Niffty] Hypodermic needles left all over the place And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace So I gotta take my knife and stab them all in the face And now they treat me like their queen because I'm covered in rat blood [Charlie] Niffty, no! [Niffty] Magical land, hotel of my dreams Disgustingest, ugliest building that I've ever seen And I get to clean it up [Charlie] Niffty, what are you doing? [Niffty] Helping! [Charlie] Can you help differently? [Niffty] Okay! ホテルは本当にとっても素敵です (Hoteru wa hontōni totemo sutekidesu) [Charlie] Uhm [Niffty] チャーリーはとても優しい上司です (chārī wa totemo yasashī shachōdesu) 彼女は成功すると信じています (kanojo wa seikō suru to shinjite imasu) [Charlie] Can anyone understand this? [Niffty] とっても大好きです いつも! (tottemo daisukidesu itsumo!) [Charlie] Why? [Niffty] 犯罪者は trash! (Hanzai-sha wa) そして彼らは assholes! (Soshite karera wa) でも私はまだ夢を信じています! (Soredemo watashi wa mada yumewoshinjite imasu!) 私は clean it up! (Watashi wa) [Niffty] Yes! [Charlie] And that's why the hotel is good Right? Yay