[Emily] You're gonna make so many new friends here Potential amigos around every corner No bullies or bums, the chums are ten here! It'll be be a breezy piece of cake To form your Brand new squad, crew or clique If you want some buddies, you'll have your pick Cause no one here is like you No one remotely like you You've got mystique You're strange and unique You'll make pals come hither With every hiss and slither Everyone will like you Cause no one here is like you [Emily, Saint Peter & Abel] Scented candles, ponies Marshmallow discotheques! [Sir Pentious] Do you have enriched uranium? [Emily, Saint Peter & Abel] No! But we got an unicorn polo stadium! [Saint Peter] Christmas romcoms all year long At the multiplex! [Abel] I'm in love with you, Santa Claus [Emily, Saint Peter & Abel] Five stars! And no one here is addicted to crack! [Sir Pentious] I'll get back to my friends Once I gradate the voltage And calibrate this lens I will find a way To quantize this frequency Updrive the peak speed So I can see them today! [Emily, Saint Peter & Abel] No one here schemes like you Sheds skin or blasphemes like you In no time we shall Become your best pals! [Emily] I forgot to mention You're not able to leave but look on the bright side! We'll have so much fun here From now to kingdom come here! [Emily, Saint Peter & Abel] We literally will Have forever to chill You'll soon know us too well Since you can't go back to Hell So wave your lonely days bye You big weird lonely snake guy Beagles, sprinkles, friendship Guinea pigs, churros, pangolins Everyone will like you 'Cause no one here is like you