[Charlie] Step one, say you'll get it done Make redemption your resolution [Angel Dust] Fine [Charlie] Step two Bid the booze adieu [Angel Dust] Hey [Charlie] A sober mind's primed for absolution Step three, dignity! Try dressing more modestly Step four, feed the poor [Demonio] Hey, ain't you that fancy whore? [Charlie] Five, six, seven, eight Come on, buddy, concentrate! Change some babies And help old ladies Across the street Isn't he sweet? [Vox] Uh huh [Velvette] Right [Charlie] Come on, Angel You're far from shameful Just misunderstood You can be good for good All your skeptics pay close attention We'll speedrun here to redemption Step nine Give a hobo a dime [Vox] Yeah, no way this story is bogus [Charlie] Step ten Do one through nine again [Angel Dust] Again? [Charlie] Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice Step eleven [Vox] Little question, this guy gets to Heaven how? [Charlie] Step twelve What the hell Pentious was redeemed by now Better, nicer, faster, quickly Wear this top hat And build a rocket You gotta commit Start speaking like this Have depression An egg obsession And a leathery hood Then you'll be good for good Then save a friend from a certain demise, oh, fuck! Maybe the key is self-sacrifice If you offer up your life with pure intentions We'll speedrun from here to redemption [Angel Dust] I hate you