[Kurt] Aw, you can't just leave [Ram] Not when you're dressed like that [Veronica] Dressed like what? This is what I always wear [Kurt] Yeah and it's torture! [Ram] How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that? [Veronica] Dear diary Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys I'm a rat in a trap, correction I'm the cheese [Kurt] Hey there girl, ignore this fool He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool [Ram] Just trying to say in our friendly way That you’ve gotten hotter like every day [Kurt] Ow! [Ram] Hey there girl, avoid this punk He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk [Kurt] There is no lie, that dog won’t try When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause [Ram and Kurt] Once, you were geeky and nerdy Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty [Kurt] You were nothing and nobody [Ram] But now you’re good enough to [Kurt and Ram] Get with me! Huh! You’re welcome, look where you are You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star! You’re welcome [Ram] Baby, what's that smell? [Kurt] That's the smell of me lovin' you well [Kurt and Ram] You're welcome! [Veronica] This is not a drill This is not a bad dream In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair [Ram] Come back girl, now don’t play hurt If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt? [Kurt] We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed! [Kurt and Ram] 'Cause once, you were grody and grotty [Ram] Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati! [Kurt and Ram] Stroke my fur, make me purr- [Kurt] Hey! You wanted to be [Kurt and Ram] Popular! [Kurt] Hit me! [Ram] Huh! [Kurt and Ram] You’re welcome, look where you are You’re welcome, come get your football star You’re welcome [Ram] You've joined the pros! [Kurt] Once we squeeze you You'll stay squoze [Ram] You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee [Kurt] Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me! [Veronica] I got one last chance to save my ass What was that move from my self-defence class? [Ram] I’ll steal your heart like a thief Bring you sweet relief [Kurt] Call me Wendy 'cause you never wonder [Kurt and Ram] Where’s the beef? [Veronica] They're a powder keg So don't yell or beg Stay friendly Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg [Kurt] Ah! I fell in a mud-puddle! [Ram] Gross! What’d you do that for? That’s not so nice! [Veronica] Nicer than calling the cops You’re welcome [Ram] Damn, I think I’m stuck! You’re welcome [Veronica] This states got me real sunk [Kurt and Ram] You’re welcome Hey girl, it’s no big thing, come try a little mud wrestling! You’re welcome, come and jump right in! You’re welcome, rub it on your skin! You’re welcome, baby what’s that smell? [Veronica] Manure? [Kurt] No, it’s the smell of me loving you well! [Veronica] Swell [Ram] No, I be loving you well [Veronica] See you in hell! [Kurt] No, I be loving you well [Ram] No, I be- [Kurt] I be- Loving, loving, loving, loving, loving her well! [Kurt, Ram and Veronica] You’re welcome! You’re welcome!