I've decided that I'm gonna do the entire summer sober No alcohol, no nothing See if it's more fun than going out and drinking all summer You see how ridiculous that sounds? Of course, I'm not doing that That's what it sounds like when you people tell us that you're doing sober October or dry January Summertime is here, ladies and gentlemen, which means it's time to drink And not only drink, but drink a lot Drink a lot Drink a lot Drink a lot Drink a lot And you're probably thinking, there's no way I can drink again today Well, this is your reminder that you can drink again today It is your right, no, your duty To drink as much as you possibly can all weekend long We are not taking a break from drinking, we are cranking the drinking up It is the summertime drinking season, people And that means we need to go hard And if you can't go hard, then go home It's time to drink And not only drink, drink a lot Drink a lot Drink a lot Drink a lot Drink a lot Drink a lot Summertime is not the time to take a break from drinking