It started on the Real World A hot tub full of hot girls Grinding every frat boy and freak Line up all the Idols Who paint on phony smiles Trying to ride the fast track for free Who's The Biggest Loser? I'll bust the biggest boozer Bigger ratings for MTV And all the sole Survivors Still stranded on the island Lying through their teeth for money So everybody dance and everybody sing If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching Everybody stop and stare Kardashian's ass is everywhere If you missed her, watch TMZ Pretending to be lesbians The Tila's paying all of them While Flavor Flav get fucked up for free Guess who's been living large It's Mini Me the porn star Google it, I think you'll agree And all the hotties on The Hills Just getting rich and making deals While you and I are watching TV So everybody dance and everybody sing If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching The all American dream Is getting fifteen for free The all American dream Is so skin deep It started on the Real World A hot tub full of hot girls Grinding every frat boy and freak So everybody dance and everybody sing If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching So everybody dance and everybody sing If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (cha-ching) So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (cha-ching)