I wake up in the morning, and have some cereal Take a hot shower, while listening to Metal I get out of the box, and start drying myself Today I'm gonna go out, and chase some motherfuckin' elves I put up my armor, made of iron Pick up my axe, and put the shield on my back I dress my heavy boots, of metal Then I dress my acessories, and my medals I walk through the door, and the wind blows on my face I feel the smell of death, of the germanic race I say good morning to my neighbor Then I buy some bread, from the baker Then I go to training, get even stronger I'm a mighty viking, and a great conquerer The women love my muscles, and I fuck 'em all They like a lot of my pau After some hours of training, I get some rest Eat some proteins, to become the best Then I start preparing to kill the elves But only after lunch, cus' I'm hungry as hell