All the good men go to jail, all the bad ones work in sales I'm a loser, can’t you tell? In the museum they sleep Behind the glass you built a keep All the perverts in their seats, clawing at the seams I only follow God when he's hanging on her necklace Between her tits I wanna be the boy that you call when you're helpless Help you into a ditch We are so romantic Sometimes I think you hate my guts She is so dramatic And I'm so in love (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are Everybody wants my baby (ah) Everybody wants my baby, mmh-mmh Everybody wants my baby, mmh Everybody wants my baby I only follow God when he's hanging on her necklace Between her tits I wanna be the boy that you call when you're helpless Help you into a ditch We are so romantic Sometimes I think you hate my guts She is so dramatic And I'm so in love (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are Everybody wants my baby Everybody wants my baby, mmh-mmh Everybody wants my baby, mmh Everybody wants my baby We are so romantic Sometimes I think you hate my guts She is so dramatic And I'm so in love (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are