In a fight with a black bear Two fists and I'm grinding my teeth I was never really that scared I'll let him kill me Not really sure how I got there I think somebody paid the referee Then again, it never was fair This bear should fear me I'm going into this year With a knife behind my back It's getting harder to hear I'll read your lips as you laugh Black bear, standing with gloves Wish I could show you I'm tough Black bear, you're eating me up So tough, let me show you my guts So tough, let me show you my guts So tough, let me show you my— Won a fight with a black bear Put his claws in a trophy case Hope I'm never going back there I'll make them pay I've got the body of a black bear Will anybody come and share this weight? Two fists and I'm back there To dig his grave I'm going into this year With a knife behind my back It's getting harder to hear I'll read your lips as you laugh Black bear, standing with gloves Wish I could show you I'm tough Black bear, you're eating me up So tough, let me show you my guts So tough, let me show you my guts (So tough, let me show you my—) I'm going into this year With a knife behind my back It's getting harder to hear I'll break your ribs if you laugh Black bear, standing with gloves Wish I could show you I'm tough Black bear, you're eating me up So tough, let me show you my guts Black bear, standing with gloves Wish I could show you I'm tough Black bear, you're eating me up I'm so tough, let me show you my guts I'm so tough, let me show you my guts (With gloves, wish I could show you)