We are siamese if you please We are siamese if you don't please We are former residents of Siam There are no finer cat than I am Do you seeing that thing swimming round and round? Yes Maybe we could reach it in and make it drown If we sneaking up upon it carefully There will be a head for you, a tail from me We are siamese if you please We are siamese if you don't please Now we're looking over our new domicile If we like we stay for maybe quite a while (Meow, here kitty kitty kitty kitty) Do you hear what I hear? A baby cry Where we find a baby there are milk near by And if we look in baby buggy there could be Plenty of milk for you and also some for me We are siamese if you please We are siamese if you don't please Now we're looking over our new domicile If we like we stay for maybe quite a while We are siamese if you please We are siamese if you don't please We are former residents of Siam There are no finer cat than I am (No I am) There is no finer cat than I am (No I am!) There are no finer cats than we are