Standing by the fruit store on the corner Once I heard a customer complaint You never seem to show the fruit we all love so That's why business hasn't been the same I don't like your peaches They are full of stones I like bananas Because they have no bones Don't give me tomatoes Can't stand ice cream cones I like bananas Because they have no bones No matter where I go With Susie, May, or Anna I want the world to know I must have my banana Cabbages and onions Hurt my singing tones I like bananas Because they have no bones Ach, all the famous folks men Even the unknown They like their bananas Because they have nae only bones It's everybody's weakness It might be your ain Didn't ye like bananas? Because they have nae only bane Man, there's something in bananas That gives you that strange feeling Nobody can resist them They are appealin'! Hah! Those healthy They all eat bananas Because they have nae only bones