E Gonna cause a stink E Won't be the first to blink E I'm not who you think E N.C. E Don't mess with me, I'm Boudicca [Verse 1] E G A My husband Prasutagus died, he was a Celtic king E C B I was his queen, so due to me was half of everything E G A Roman law gave half to me, so half was what they got E C B 'Til their nasty soldiers came and took the blessed lot A Hey mister, I say you got the wrong end of the stick E N.C. His answer turned this sister into one angry chick [Chorus] D A No man, Roman'll push around this woman E You won't get far with Boudicca D A Bowmen, yeomen, smash the Roman foemen E All say yah (yah!) Boudicca! [Verse 2] E G A I built a massive army, headed straight for the city E C B Beat 'em all with ease, unlike me, it wasn't pretty E G A Chopped 'em and hacked, but what made their red blood curl E N.C. (Bad enough being beaten, but beaten by a girl?) [Chorus] D A Whacked 'em, smacked 'em, boy, how we attacked 'em E Near and far, ha ha ha! D A Flayed 'em, slayed 'em, up and down parade 'em E Boudicca! Toughest by far [Bridge] N.C. Colchester, London, St. Albans N.C. E Everybody talk about dead Romans! [Verse 3] E G A We marched on up the Roman road that's known as Watling Street E C B They trapped us in the forest, then thrashed us to our defeat E G A By now, you'd guessed I'm not the kind of girl to sit and cry E C B Be sold a slave to Romans? You know I'd rather die! A They tried to take me prisoner, so I led the Roman boys on E N.C. Instead of giving in to them, I swallowed special poison [Chorus] D A Martyr, smarter, capturer, non-starter E This was our last hurrah D A Slaughtered, dismembered, our tribe always remembered E Boudicca! Superstar! E Boudicca! Superstar! [Outro] N.C. Don't diss this miss