Well when the sun rose this morning I was feeling mighty bad My baby said goodmoring hell it made me mad Because i was evil evil hearted me Down right evil evil as a man can be Well she even cooked my breakfast And she brought to my bed I took a sip of coffee And threw the cup at her head Because i was evil evil hearted me Yeah i'm down right evil evil as a man can be I don't even care if my baby leaves me flat I got forty eleven others if it comes to that She knows i'm evil evil hearted me Down right evil evil as a man can be My deep sea diver with a stroke That can't go wrong Yeah i'm a deep sea diver with a Stroke that can't go wrong I can scrape the bottom And my wind holds out so long I bought me a coffee grinder The best one i could find Yeah i bought me coffee grinder I got the best one i could find So she could grind my coffee Cause she's got a brand new grind I boiled her first cabbage And i made it oh so hot I boiled her first cabbage And i made it oh so hot And when i put in the bacon Lord it overflowed the pot So when you get good loving Don't you go and spread the news When you get good loving baby Don't go and spread the news Cause your man will leave you With those empty bed blues