I know what you're thinking What's barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes i coulda nailed her But no it's not a failure 'Cuz there's one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines It's a truth you can't refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in the jacket and tie That puppy in the double-breast That '80s dude with mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who's kinda cute Nothing suits 'em like a suit Wingman i can wear They're oh so debonair The perfect way to snare A girl with daddy issues In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze [Marshall] Oh really? then answer these questions If you please What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? [Barney] Suits [Ted] What would you say If you gave your suits away In return you'd never grow old? [Barney] Suits [Robin] What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? [Barney] It's moot [Lily] What if world peace Were within your reach [Barney] Abbadabada i'm gonna stop you right there. it's suits. come on, lily. get your head outta your ass Two! three! four! [All] Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute [Barney] I'm sorry suits, let's make amends My sunday best are my best friends Send casual friday down the laundry chute [All] 'cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute Like a [Barney] Wait for it Suit!