Joined a new-new-new dating app today Prayin' for lo-lo-love to come my way First one named blade Who's mentally crazed Said he wants to lie in a grave Then a mat-mat-match popped up real sweet A purple girl with a hard-to-pronounce name Said if you touch me, you're totally dead But I'm sure I'm well alive Oh Kafka ghosted me Left a kiss and a therapy fee Now I cry each time I hear violins scream Oh, swiped on aventurine, offered me a loan at risk Said his love's a roulette wheel I said sorry, sir, I can not feel Oh, terms and breaks apply, swipe to say goodbye Heartbreaks or red flags wherever I go by So don't date here, please please beware Love is a war and fate is not fair So don't date here, please please beware Love is a war and fate is not fair So don't date here, please beware Love is a war and fate is not fair So don't date here, please please beware Fine, just one more swipe Oh swiped on firefly, she's a love-at-first-sight Her mecha's built to fight But this love is a fatal plight Oh terms and breaks apply, swipe to say goodbye Heartbreaks or red flags wherever I go by Oh' swiped on a holy priest, took me to a holy feast This Sunday boy is a moody mess Lost himself in some holy distress Oh terms and breaks apply, swipe to say goodbye Heartbreaks or red flags wherever I go by Got a ping-ping-ping from Mydei's page Bio sai-sai-said: I'm wrath, and rage Took me to a lava pit Said it's still kinda lit Guess he's not my best fit Joined a new-new-new dating app today Prayin' for lo-lo-love to come my way Got a match with a knight His armor shine so bright This one I will give it a try