Nobody Likes The Opening Band

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Oh, come and see the opening band
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Now that you've got your tickets
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And beverages in hand
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They look so tired, sound uninspired
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Guitars are secondhand
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'Cause no one likes an opening band


[Verse 2]
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Nobody likes the opening band
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Their set time's far too early
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And I've never heard of them
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And chances are they won't go far
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Career is sure to end
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'Cause no one likes an opening band


[Bridge]
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Oh, unfamiliar things will make us nervous
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but singing here for you gives me a purpose, so


[Verse 3]
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Take pity on the opening bands
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'Cause no one came to see them
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Except their mom and dad
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But if you lend an ear
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And give them just one little chance
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You may just like the
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You may just like the
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You may just like the opening band