Jeff Austen, look at you. You’re a mess. You want katherine back for some reason, I guess. Well, here’s how… Austen How? Jeff Pretend you couldn’t care less. Austen Have you met me? You think I can just move on that easily? Jeff You want her back now, don’t you, bro? Austen Uh… yes. Jeff Then there’s one thing you need to know Austen Which is… Jeff Forget her Boom! Kaput! She’s gone! Women come back when you move on They’re fed up with you They list all the things that you lack So, you go on, find someone new Guess what? Now they want you back That’s all it takes Oh, what a difference A little indifference makes Austen Jeff, it can’t possibly be that easy. (Jeff sighs) Don’t you think more people would know about it? Jeff You see that guy cry in his beer A girl walks up, blows in his ear Next thing she’s taking off her clothes Now his ex has moved on But, trust me! She knows she says Let’s screw no strings He stammers okay Through his shock Suddenly his cellphone rings It’s her! And she just wants to talk Oh, what a difference A little indifference makes So, come on, austen Let’s hit the town Go somewhere loud We’ll both get plowed Hey, it’s jeff I won’t let you down Oh, come on, austen She’s a memory Just let it fade We’ll get each other’s backs Let loose, relax Who knows? You might even get laid Austen (Laughs) I don’t know. Jeff Oh, come on, austen. If you go out and have fun, Somewhere katherine will sense that you’re happy and come running back. They have a sick sense. Austen (correcting) Sixth. Jeff Un-uh, sick. So, let’s go out, forget the past Come on, please Austen and jeff back together at last That’s what I’m talking about Listen, it’s me, I’ll get us dates Hey, I know this bar that katherine hates Do what we used to do But, look! Katherine’s back for more Austen I’ll say “my, god, you’re back, it’s you. Katherine, have you met the door?!” Jeff Yeah, that’s all it takes Both Oh, what a difference Austen An itty, bitty difference Jeff What a whole life-changing difference Both A little indifference makes