Jeff The two of us, we’ll start off caring All about this life we’re sharing You and I We’ll be high Upon the fumes of luh-uh-ove You’ll laugh at my jokes We’ll be as sweet as two cherry cokes And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen Diana Sounds wounderful Jeff Then I’ll take you out to dinner All the while my wallets thinner And I’ll yell Where the hell Did all my money go-oh-oh But I’ll put off everything So I can save for a three-karat ring And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen Diana I don’t care about stuff like that… Jeff And I’ll be sure That’s what I’m for Cause you bring me a joy I can’t buy or sell But one night you’ll ask “Do you still love me? Cause sometimes I can’t quite tell!” Diana And how do you know? Jeff So then I’m caught in this quandary Cause I touched your dirty laundry But that stuff Is not enough For you to know I care-air-air Inside I’ll blow like a bomb But outside, outside I’ll stay calm And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen Diana Well, maybe if you opened up more… Austen and male But then one fateful day Jeff Thanks guys [?] Austen and male He’ll try to walk away Jeff That’s right Austen and male Despite Jeff My best givings Male Second thoughts Jeff And fear- Jeff, austen, male Ear-ears Austen and male Then he’ll claim Jeff It’s me not you Male Though we all know that that’s not true (Diana giggles) Jeff Then you’ll look at me and burst into tears To your Jeff, austen, male Surprise Jeff I’ll stop and listen Cause no guy Wants to make a girl cry Male [?] Boo- Austen [?] Hoo Jeff But then you’ll cry every day I’ll pretend it’s a phase And then I'll freak out and end it Male Aw Jeff Sadly that’s how this all ends You will go and tell all your friends Jeff, austen, male I must be gay Jeff To Jeff, austen, male Walk away Jeff From a perfect girl like you Now your friends all hate me too But I just did what all men do Austen and male That’s true Jeff And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen Male It’ll fuck everything up. Jeff Now I’m broke and feel betrayed Austen and male And he’s not even getting laid Jeff That sucks And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen Austen [?] Come on jeff. Bring us home. Jeff I know our relationship’s illusive But, it is better than being exclusive Jeff, austen, male And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen Gonna happen, yeah