I am a knight in shining armour I am a vigilante cleaning up the streets I am a baby without a mother I am a savior A martyr A priest Manifesting of divine humanisation Let it be clear that I'm in need of admiration It's hard enough to cling to this persona While reality's playing hide and seek The measure of a man By the way he shakes your hand Barbaric now it's rendered obsolete Incarnation of superior copulation Demonstrating narcissistic masturbation Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I'm wrapping everything in shiny tinsel The things we do to keep I'm brushing up my plastic areola Am I not what I seem? A violation of the rules are regulations I can't be bothered With your earthly legislation Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!