Who's your daddy? What's he do Drinking bleach all day That's how I like to play Keep my daddy on his toes Watch me in my death throes See an open oven gonna crawl right in Gonna give myself super-crispy baby skin Is this dangerous? I don't know I'm a baby All I know is that I'm driving my daddy crazy Gonna put this fork inside a plug socket This is baby fun daddy Please don't stop it Who's your daddy Daddy put that dangerous teddy away I just wanna play with rat poison all day Can't you read the label? It says: Made in China That shit's bound to give you some sort of baby angina Honestly papa What the hell are you thinking? Never mind all of this petrol that I'm drinking Small plastic toy in my mouth? What a joke Anyone would think that you want me to choke! Who's your daddy?