Intro:  C
        C  G

                  C
You've got me feeling like a pantomime
                 Em
That's why I only love you part time
                C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't touch me,
                         G
don't you, don't you touch me no more"
                C
You got me feeling like a paradigm
                     Em
Your friends all want me in the meantime
                C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't touch me,
                         G
don't you, don't you touch me no more"

D           Em
   Hey, you got all the money, honey
    G                C
Your eyes are looking runny and red
D            Em
   Hey, you think all your friends are funny
   G                      C
But all your friends are way overfed

(  C   G  )

               C
You left me, baby, for another man
                    Em
He's looking tall, he's got a deep tan
                C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't touch me,
                          G
don't you, don't you touch me no more"
                   C
He's got religious with the rhinestones
                  Em
Takes care of business on his cellphone
                C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't touch me,
                    G
don't you dare touch me no more"

D           Em
   Hey, you got all the money, honey
    G                C
Your eyes are looking runny and red
D            Em
   Hey, you think all your friends are funny
   G                      C
But all your friends are way overfed
   G
If you've gotta go, I won't stop you

You'll hear me singing you
Dm              Am    C                    G
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... You've made it easy for the both of us"
   G
If he's got a chest and some arms

He'll hear me singing you
Dm              Am    C                    G
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... You've made it easy for the both of us"

( G )

D           Em
   Hey, you got all the money, honey
    G                C
Your eyes are looking runny and red
D            Em
   Hey, you think all your friends are funny
   G                      C
But all your friends are way overfed
   G
If you've gotta go, I won't stop you

You'll hear me singing you
Dm              Am    C                    G
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... You've made it easy for the both of us"
   G
If he's got a chest and some arms

He'll hear me singing you
Dm              Am    C                    G
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... You've made it easy for the both of us"

( C  G )