G A The cicatrix beneath C#m E Max Factor 101 or 9 G A I don't get my hopes up C#m E On Pond's rosy pride G A I don't get my teeth C#m E Stuck midway too brave A close-up smile Chorus: G A The arrow goes off C#m E Oh it hits your behind G A You fall blindly C#m E You gotta pay the price G A You gotta check some C#m E Fine print they tell you, G A You can't do without C#m E Till the next product line come, G A They'll have you in mind. (Do cp: G-A and C#m-E ) When a funny line escape From a callow pretense of an ad An inflicted sense of the word Kicks in. "Oh so pretty, not pimple-friendly" Pass the word around... (Do cp: G-A and C#m-E ) Then you're 70 not 17 It's your raisin face they mock Rely on pension for a last Lipo stunt Get a face lift a lip contour Techno takes a toll on you Pass the word around