The colon explodes with diarrheal sepsis Anal leakage ecstactically shed A stenching mass of post-bolal rot Corn laced reeking ano-gastric snot Your skivvies besmirched with foetid mung Liquid viscous, peanut dotted dung Your rectum protrudes from its now swollen rim Your diapers are filled to the brim Virgophrenic ass Through which the sludge is passed Colypeptic chyme It always hurts the first time Defecate, remove the dregs Terminal colorrhagia With an afterbirth of chyle Saponaceous foam To you lips, bring a smile Table manners lacking in grace Your fingers used to stuff your face Your breech still emitting rancorous poo Pour another bowl of butthole stew Your anus wiped clean with antiseptic pads Depuration of faegalical clots Powdered with talc, your bilge takes on a pallor Decrepitation, a sickening false alarm Digested pablum disposed of with haste Bursting at the seams, a bag full of waste Decontaminated, to try and make amends You're bound to fill your trousers again