Christopher's a dummy He wants this cake and eat it too Testosterone and protein bars are not enough to make do A women's what he needs, a legacy and kingdom But he's ignorant and ugly so celibate is he Stage one, meet girl Stage two, fuck up Stage three, cry (going 70 on a 30) Stage four, harbor Goddamn (anger) Stage five, curl up and die He hates girls but he wanna be a princess He hates girls but he fucks them in excess Cruising with his boys and gagging over Joe Rogan He hates girls but he wanna be a princess, oh-oh He wanna be a princess, uh-oh Married to the hustle, he really is the prize Six foot one with a Napoleon complex, what a mess Punching holes in walls, guzzling glunts He was that one friend where you go to his house and he call his mama cunt Stage one, meet girl Stage two, fuck up Stage three, cry (going 70 on a 30) Stage four, harbor Goddamn (anger) Stage five, curl up and die He hates girls but he wanna be a princess He hates girls but he fucks them in excess Cruising with his boys and gagging over Joe Rogan He hates girls but he wanna be a princess, uh-oh He wanna be a princess, uh-oh Pussy ass nigga, ah You're a pussy ass nigga Why you talking to a femme like that? Threating them like that? You're a pussy ass nigga And he wanna be a princess He hates girls but he wanna be a princess He hates girls but he fucks them in excess (fucks them) Cruising with his boys and gagging over Joe Rogan He hates girls (hates girls) but he wanna be a (Pussy ass nigga, ah) You miss a hundred per cent of the shots you don't take (you're a pussy ass nigga) Phillipians 4: 13 (why you talking to a femme like that?) I'm the alpha, ball is life (threating them like that?) Class of 2021 (you're a pussy ass nigga) And he wanna be a princess