Hush hush hush Blush blush blush You are now my big fat crush I'm single as I can be You're single perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me Reason number one: I'm super hot Reason number two: She's super not Reason number three: I'm all you got And all you got is someone hot Boy check my resume You want a background check? Okay First name hot and last name bitch Wanna get with me? Now, that's the sitch' You think I'm trash? Hell no, I'm class And I got a big fat ass And all I gotta say is Please date me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E, love me And hug me, and touch me And, well, fuck me Boy, you think love is a game And it drives me really insane Well, I'm gonna give you a few more reasons why you should date me Reason number four: I got cute brows You don't see it? I don't know how Reason number five: I got more personality than all your types Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella I said: Hey, can you be the Troye to my Gabriella? Ah La, la, la love me Your love is my drug, can't you see? I love you, why don't you love me? Invisible to everybody I'm sick and tired of this shit I just want a relationship And all I gotta say is Please date me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E, love me And hug me, and touch me And, well, no Hold up, wait a minute You think I'm just a toy? Well, you are just a boy And your love is a decoy I really think you need some help 'Cause now I'm taken by myself And I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo-ove me Reason number one: I'm super hot Reason number two: You're super not Reason number three: I'm all I got and all I got is someone hot Boy, check your resume You want a background check? Okay First name No and last name Thanks Wanna get with me? You lost your place You think you own everyone I don't belong to anyone And all I gotta say is I love me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E love me And hug me, and touch me And, well, fuck you