G: 320033
G5/F#: 2x0033
G5/F: 1x0033
A7: x02020
A13: x04050
A13*: x07070
Em7: 022030
[Verse 1]
A G G5/F#
I swear I got a sign written on my head
A G G5/F#
Don't use the stairs, go ahead, walk on me instead
A
Every man takes me for a fool
G G5/F#
It's like I'm screaming from the top of my lungs, "hey you!"
[Chorus]
A G G5/F# G5/F
If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame
A G G5/F# G
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
A G G5/F# G/F
If you want to employ somebody to toy with
A G G5/F# G A7 A13 A13* A13
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate
[Verse 2]
A G G5/F#
I swear I got a sign written on my back
A G G5/F#
That says "just take all the money you want, don't worry about paying me back"
A
If I take a second to clear my head
G G5/F#
I come back, you'll be screwing her in our bed
[Chorus]
A G G5/F# G5/F
If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame
A G G5/F# G
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
A G G5/F# G/F
If you want to employ somebody to toy with
A G G5/F# G
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate
[Bridge]
Em7 A
Give me your attention for a minute
Em7 A
I know you think you can't get what you want
Em7 A
But I think I finally reached my limit
Em7 A
Now it is your turn to take a fall, fall, fall
[Chorus]
A G G5/F# G5/F
If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame
A G G5/F# G
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
A G G5/F# G/F
If you want to employ somebody to toy with
A G G5/F# G
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate
[Outro]
A7 A13 A13* A13
I'm a great candidate
A7 A13 A13* A13
I'm a great candidate
