I love TV (I love TV) I love TV (I love TV) Hey there, folks It's really nice to have such a large crowd in the night We got a real nice show that'll dazzle and glow So thank these three, and hang on tight We got a whole new board And this cutting-edge tech That is sure to dazzle on-sight All games, no tricks, except the quizziest quizzes You're gonna wanna be here all night long I know it's been a while, so don't touch that dial And don't stop those smiles (Uh, I guess one game wouldn't hurt) Fantastic! Mike Hit the lights, commence the show We've got our stars and they're all pros One more game, just one more round I'll show you why you should stick around To hear you cheer (ah!), to hear you scream Just grin your teeth in four-by-three So if you love your TV Then stay glued to your screen Say it with me, folks! I love TV! (I love TV!) So what'd ya think of the board? Let's tally the score Yeah, the fun-meter's out of sight You're thinkin': I love TV Prevents the sad and glooby Back together are the dreeumurs tonight I know you'll never get bored I got a lot more in store Broadcast of your every delight Come on now, Kris, ya know ya knew me Before the prince and Susie Just think a little back And you'll remember that I've got a game for you Remember being player two? Wasn't all that a ball? I remember it all How 'bout a cooking show? Your mom put that on though But isn't this all fun? Let's never be done (Hey, dude) (This is super fun and all) (But we do need to get back to our adventures) (So can you like hurry up?) Hit the lights, commence the show We've got our stars and they're all pros Two more games, just two more rounds I'll show you why you should stick around To hear you cheer (ah!), to hear you scream Just grin your teeth in four-by-three So if you love your TV Then stay glued to your screen Why would you wanna leave The warmth of your TV? Won't you relax in the memory? It's not just nostalgia to me Won't you pity a CRT? Who's broken down and lonely Isn't this how it's supposed to be? Hit the lights, commence the show We've got our stars and they can't go All the games, just all the rounds I'll show you I can make you stick around To hear you cheer (ah!), to hear you scream Just grin your teeth in four-by-three You better love your TV And stay glued to your screen Please say it with me, oh-woah I love TV! (I love TV!) I love TV! (I love TV!) Stay glued to your screen