The phoenix cried fat tear of pearl While the dragon snapped up his best girl And the billywig forgot to twirl When his sweetheart left him cold The unicorn done lost his horn And the hippogriff feels all forlorn 'Cause their lady loves have upped and gone Or that's what I've been told Mm Yes, love, love has set the beasts astir The dangerous and the meek concur It's ruffled feathers, fleece and fur 'Cause love drivers all of us wild