Here's a gold medal for your issues if it makes you feel better baby Does it feel better baby? Mental gymnastics like an athlete, you know I gotta give you first place Fucking first place So, congratulations for being a victim Be the highest on the podium But I don't care who's been training harder I'm on your team so why are you competing? T-t-t-trauma olympics, racing to the drama T-t-t-trauma T-t-t-trauma Here's a trophy, show it to your mother T-t-t-trauma I don't give a fuck if you throw a punch Everyone's been through some shit Figure skating on thin ice Figure how to make the shoe fit Bronze, silver, gold, pick your prize While I'm running from you for miles Be a good sport but competing works its way into the game of life And I don't care who's more of the victim Don't you know everyone's been through shit? Don't care who's been training harder I'm on your team so why are you competing? T-t-t-trauma olympics racing to the drama T-t-t-trauma Here's a trophy, show it to your mama T-t-t-trauma