Oh lord I tried I have tried So damn hard to fit in I've worn away my edges and I'm looking mighty thin Whoops-a-daisy don't trip that wire Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire Whoops-a-daisy Whoops-a-daisy Whoops I know all your soft spots They're the same soft spots that are in me If you keep on scratching They will flare up suddenly Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire Whoops-a-daisy Whoops-a-daisy Whoops Whoops Whoops-a-daisy Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoops Don't touch that wire Don't touch that wire Don't touch that wire Don't touch that wire Don't touch that wire