I spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek And I don’t get paid for at least a damn week Wifi went out about an hour ago So I can’t watch the damn rodeo Mud on my boots, can’t keep my shirt clean Sold my best guitar to buy a washing machine Can’t get no lovin' from the microwave oven But my hungry man is frozen so I guess I’m eating nothin' Every dog, supposed to get his day But joy is just a needle in a stack of hay Misery is said to love company Well ain’t nobody ever gave a damn about me Yeah I’m Bad luck, a walking tragedy I’m the saddest son of bitch you don’t ever wanna meet I got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame Catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name I break mirrors, I’m walking under ladders When I come into a room, everybody scatters Nothin' goes my way, yeah I’m just stuck With bad luck My horse got fat and outgrew his saddle The rain dun wreck my favorite ping pong paddle Tried to milk my cows to churn my own butter But the Heffer only had one big udder Rooster keeps waking me up too early First date went bad with my second cousin Shirley Grandma ran her mower over my favorite steer Godamnit I just knocked over my last cold beer I’ve been insulted by my own reflection My last lover only left behind an infection She’d be here if not for one sad factor I couldn’t get her off with the size of my tractor I’m bad luck, I’m a walking tragedy I’m the saddest son of bitch you don’t ever wanna meet I got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame Catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name I break mirrors, I’m walking under ladders When I come into a room, everybody scatters Nothin goes my way, yeah I’m just stuck With bad luck And it sucks I'll probably end up marrying my truck Bet you think this song is a lie But I haven’t slept for years without a good cry Black cats follow every move I make Trustin’ me for anything’s a damn mistake Nothing goes my way, yeah I'm stuck With bad luck