Intro Verse: Each chord strum once
let it ring out
G C
Well, welcome everybody to Willies place
D G
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
G C
We got everything, the only thing that we lack
D G
Is a rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac
[CHORUS]: slap strum for song remainder
G C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
D G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
D G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac
[Verse:]
G C
We'll give her great big tits and a little, bitty ass
D G
A f**king machine that never runs out of gas
C
A body like nobody's never seen before
D G
She recently inherited a liquor store
[Chorus:]
G C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
D G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
D G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac
[Verse:]
G C
Well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
D G
She doesn't give a shit if I stay out all night
G C
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
D G
We take off our clothes and then we jump in a pile.
[Chorus:]
G C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
D G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
D G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac
[Verse:]
G C
Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
D G
The best in the west at cooking Chinese food
G C
She doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
D G
She always compliments me on the size of my hose
[Chorus:]
G C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
D G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
D G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac
[Outro:]
G C
We'll make her three feet tall, and stand about to here
D G
With a flat spot on her head, so I can rest my beer
[Chorus:]
G C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
D G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
D G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac
