Stealing food, stealing food, stealing food, food, food Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood Though my friends say that I shouldn't There is nothing that I wouldn't Steal food, food, food, food, food I'm a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac While my friends are having dinner is when I like to attack I say: Look, what's that behind you? And they turn around to see Then I finish what they're eating and I say: It wasn't me Stealing food, stealing food, stealing food, food, food Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood Food is so much more delicious if my friends are all suspicious Stealing food, food, food, food, food Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your apetite Is to eat from your friend's cupboards in the middle of the night But no matter if you're tempted, you should never take the lot Leave the packaging behind, remind them what they haven't got Stealing food, stealing food, stealing food, food, food When I risk it for a biscuit then I'm in a good mood It's the best of all decisions, going klepto on provisions Stealing food, food, food, food, food At the local supermarket they've got food on every shelf Simply hide it in your jumper, you can take it for yourself If the camera doesn't see you and you're relatively quick You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick Run away-ing without paying puts me in a good mood With my method, tried and tested, I will never be arrested On the a1 in hatfield there's warehouse, yes that's right Massive lorryloads of food go in and out all day and night If you're clever with your timings and there's 10 of you, at least You'll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast Stealing food, stealing food, stealing food, food, food Jacking lorryloads from sainsbury's puts me in a good mood Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing Stealing stealing food, food, food, food, food Pinch the peanuts Nick the nik-naks Take the teabags Burgle the beef burgers Grab the grape juice Rob the rice cakes Heist the hob nobs Vole le vol le vent Lift the lurpak Snatch the snack-a-jacks Jack the jaffa cakes Pick up the penguins Yoink the yum-yums Swipe the sweeties Stealing food!