Midlife crisis Pervert, a virus Mum's scared, dad's upstate Oh, wow, you're so mature for your age Nymphets love you Lost your job, talk of the town, it's true Hands down this skirt She don't need school, you're wise, she will learn (Oh, silly piggie) (Rolling in your own shit again) Manky, abhorrent Cradle me, my favourite parent Feral, oh well Write me letters down in your jail cell Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (You are) Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (Yes, you are) Repulsed, just scraping for scraps Son saying: When I grow up, I'll be like dad Dribbling in your crap, a pig in true form Your life's fucking cold, young girls keep you warm (Oh, silly piggie) (Rolling in your own shit again) Manky, abhorrent Cradle me, my favourite parent Feral, oh well Write me letters down in your jail cell Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (Yeah, you are) Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (Yes you are) And sadly It's just a little bit too late Your clothes are clean But you got a teenager for a date Manky, abhorrent Cradle me, my favourite parent Feral, oh well Write me letters down in your jail cell Scumbag Bottom of the barrel Scumbag Bottom of the barrel I guess it's just too late I guess it's just too lat For you, my dear